Matt GroeningWell you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
About This Quote
Boys when it comes to nuclear reactors they think they know everything. The way they tell it, when a reactor goes bad all you have to do is push the right button and shrink the problem. In reality, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. What happens when a woman goes bad? Well, she becomes unpredictable and she will take you for a ride.
The same can be said for nuclear reactors. They take you for a ride and then the ride gets really, really bad.
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